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Fletch the Oven Master

The fluorescent glow of the Pizza Hut kitchen had never been Fletch's preferred lighting. His natural habitat, the realm of the orcs, boasted the harsh, beautiful glare of volcanic ash and the flickering torchlight of cavernous halls. Here, it was the relentless hum of fryers and the clatter of pizza trays. Fletch, an ogre-type monster whose hulking frame barely fit beneath the low-slung ceilings, had endured another shift. The final buzzer for the last delivery order echoed like a distant war drum. Fletch, whose official title was, "Oven Master & Dough Specialist", slammed a fresh Supreme into its thermal bag. "Done", he rumbled, a sound that made the teenage cashier jump. The red Pizza Hut polo, stretched taut across his broad, greenish chest, felt like a straightjacket. The smell of processed cheese and stale bread clung to him like a desperate limpet. He didn't bother with the staff locker room. The polo was ripped off with a single, powerful tug...

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Well, my cubboards and fridge freezer have extra food in since last night's deliveries. I have a vape liquid delivery coming over the next couple of days. I'm sat here with a mug of tea and I have loads of cartons of Alpro.

I'm just running out of liquid in my small vape liquid bottle now, and I may go to the shop for another blueberry Elf Bar and use my bursting credit card.

Meanwhile, I'm watching my Facebook account to see when I can negotiate my account.


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