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Fletch the Oven Master

The fluorescent glow of the Pizza Hut kitchen had never been Fletch's preferred lighting. His natural habitat, the realm of the orcs, boasted the harsh, beautiful glare of volcanic ash and the flickering torchlight of cavernous halls. Here, it was the relentless hum of fryers and the clatter of pizza trays. Fletch, an ogre-type monster whose hulking frame barely fit beneath the low-slung ceilings, had endured another shift. The final buzzer for the last delivery order echoed like a distant war drum. Fletch, whose official title was, "Oven Master & Dough Specialist", slammed a fresh Supreme into its thermal bag. "Done", he rumbled, a sound that made the teenage cashier jump. The red Pizza Hut polo, stretched taut across his broad, greenish chest, felt like a straightjacket. The smell of processed cheese and stale bread clung to him like a desperate limpet. He didn't bother with the staff locker room. The polo was ripped off with a single, powerful tug...
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 (Verse 1) Janet Planet, hear her call! Defender of the Earth, standing tall. With powers from the sea, to the mountains high. She's the force that makes the polluters sigh.

(Verse 2) Wind in her hair, a warrior's might. Janet's spirit ignites, banishing night. Through fire and ice, she'll never give in. For justice, she'll fight, till the very end.

(Verse 3) From the earth, the heart, the sky above. Janet Planet's strength, comes from loving truth. With pure intentions, she holds the line. Protecting all life, her mission divine.

(Bridge) Planet Janet, a shining light! Guiding us to a brighter day and night. With every step forward, the path is clear. To a world of harmony, and love that's sincere.

(Verse 4) Janet's the hero, we all can be! In unity and love, we're setting humanity free. From the depths of her courage, a new era dawns. With Janet Planet, our future's reborn!




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