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The Purging of the Great Thorns

The sun was not merely a ball of burning gas to the folk of the Sandleford Warren; it was Frith, the Great Eye, the golden source of all life and the witness to every twitch of a whisker. But on this day, the air felt heavy, tasting of ozone and the cold, sharp scent of worked iron. Fiver, the small, twitching seer of the rabbits, sat atop the Honeycomb, his ears flat against his back. "It’s coming, Hazel", he whispered, his voice trembling like a leaf in a gale. "A great white light. Not the light of Frith that warms the fur, but a light that eats the world. Man has grown too clever. He has stolen the fire from the center of the earth and pointed it at the sky". Hazel looked toward the horizon. He couldn’t see the, "Great Thorns"—the long, silver cylinders Man had hidden in the ground—but he felt the vibration in his paws. The world of men was screaming. They had built machines that could turn the grass to ash and the rivers to steam. They were ready ...

Enter a Room of Wankers

Enter a Room of Wankers

Enter a room of wankers, a curious sight
Fourteen of them fapping, with all their might
In came a servant, with a dirty grin
And swept them all up in a pile within

He emptied the chamberpot right over their heads
And drowned the masturbators in a mess of dread
Out they poured, slithering on the floor
A puddle of semen, a room in a sore

The first wanker up, he wiped his gooey face
And said "Let's fap somewhere else, what a dismal place!"
They all agreed, right quick as can be
And fled the room, praying they'd be free

So if you're feeling the urge, don't go astray
Into a room of wankers, or you might end up in disarray
Find a private spot, or you'll end up a sight
In a room full of wankers, with their spunk in the light!




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