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Rochdale Resident Issues Statement on Handling Defective Peers Struggling with His Online Presence

Rochdale, England, UK - Jordan Eves, a 40 year old DJ, producer, and NFT artist from Rochdale, recently issued a statement addressing his feelings about individuals who find it difficult to manage his Facebook profile and posts.


"I couldn't care less if defective peers are incapable of handling my Facebook profile", Jordan said in the statement. "In fact, I rather enjoy watching them struggle with it every single day. The fact that they find it so difficult is almost comical to me".

Jordan went on to explain that he creates content on his profile solely for his friends, followers and interested visitors, not for those who struggle to cope. "My posts, my photos, my status updates - they're all for me and the people I choose to connect with. Each whining complainant is not one of them", he stated.

When asked about how he plans to handle those who continue to seethe over his online presence, Jordan was unapologetic. "If they're having trouble dealing with my profile, well, that's their problem to deal with. Not mine. I'll keep posting, commenting, liking and sharing as I please, all without losing a wink of sleep over how they feel about it. They can feel free to try and keep up if they can manage it. I'll be over here living my best life online".

In conclusion, Jordan reaffirmed that his Facebook profile is his personal space, and that he owes no explanations or concessions to those who struggle with it. "I'm here to use my account as I wish, and they're here to seethe. They should deal with it".


The full statement from Jordan is as follows:

"I couldn't care less if defective peers are incapable of handling my Facebook profile. In fact, I rather enjoy watching them struggle with it every single day. The fact that they find it so difficult is almost comical to me.

I create the content on my profile without any thought of whether or not it's something they can manage. Frankly, that's not my concern in the slightest. My posts, my photos, my status updates - they're all for my friends, followers, and interested profile visitors, not them.

So if they're having trouble coping with my online presence, well, that's their problem to deal with. Not mine. I'll keep posting, commenting, liking and sharing as I please, all without losing a wink of sleep over how they feel about it. They can feel free to try and keep up if they can manage it. I'll be over here living my best life online.

In the end, my Facebook profile is for me and the people I choose to connect with. Each whining complainant is not one of them. So they can get used to seeing my name on their device, because I'm not going anywhere. My profile is my space, and they're just internet insects buzzing around the edges. Nothing more. I owe them no explanations or concessions. I'm here to use my account as I wish, and they're here to seethe. They should deal with it".

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